Rimshots

One-line reactions to current headlines. Or, if you like, simple answers to unasked questions.

From 365gay.com: "New Vince Vaughn film poses a ‘Dilemma’ for gays"

Don't go to see the film.

Also, and: "Mormon church says cruelty toward gays is wrong"

President Obama says he supports equality for GLBTs.

From NYT: "Lincoln in Lonely Race in Arkansas"

So what did you think was going to happen after you screwed your party and your constituents, Blanche?

From Raw Story: "50 percent chance that time will end within the next 3.7 billion years."

Set your clocks.

And finally, from the Mail Online: "Cancer 'is purely man-made' say scientists after finding almost no trace of disease in Egyptian mummies"

If you're looking for a chain of logic there, give up.