"Joy and pleasure are as real as pain and sorrow and one must learn what they have to teach. . . ." -- Sean Russell, from Gatherer of Clouds

"If you're not having fun, you're not doing it right." -- Helyn D. Goldenberg

"I love you and I'm not afraid." -- Evanescence, "My Last Breath"

“If I hear ‘not allowed’ much oftener,” said Sam, “I’m going to get angry.” -- J.R.R. Tolkien, from Lord of the Rings

Saturday, June 06, 2009

What Kind of Person

Sends a wedding message like this?



This is what Jeremy Hooper got from Peter LaBarbera in honor of his wedding.

Which do you think best describes the giver?

1. Arrogant;
2. Self-Absorbed;
3. Tenuous grasp on reality;
4. Does not play well with others;
5. Rude and discourteous;
6. Probably has severe personality conflicts.

Note to Jeremy: While LaBarbera is a joke nationwide, his reputation at home in Illinois is even lower: he's known not only as a part of the lunatic fringe, but a total loser. He was booted out of the Illinois Family Institute (which, if I'm not mistaken, he founded) because he was completely ineffective -- not that they've done any better since. And neither has he.

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