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“If I hear ‘not allowed’ much oftener,” said Sam, “I’m going to get angry.” -- J.R.R. Tolkien, from Lord of the Rings

Saturday, November 02, 2013

Court Filing of the Year

Maybe the decade. It's short, read it -- the fun begins on page two. The set-up is that the prosecutor filed a motion to forbid the defense from referring to him as "the government," as being prejudicial.

Made my day.

Via Discourse.net.

2 comments:

Piet said...

That's hilarious.

Hunter said...

And no more than the prosecutor deserved. Maybe less.