You know what we really have to worry about if we legalize marijuana? Stoned rabbits:
Something tells me agent Fairbanks has been smoking the evidence.
Wild animals could “cultivate a taste” for marijuana if Utah lawmakers permit medical use of the plant, according to testimony by a Drug Enforcement Administration agent.
Agent Matt Fairbanks, a member of the state’s “marijuana eradication” team, warned Thursday that wildlife would be constantly stoned and lose their fear of humans if the medical marijuana bill passed, reported the Washington Post.
“I deal in facts,” Fairbanks said. “I deal in science.”
Something tells me agent Fairbanks has been smoking the evidence.
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