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Monday, March 05, 2018

Today in Stupid Comparisons

From none other than Pastor-Governor Mike Huckabee, apologist for all that's deplorable:
"People call it an 'assault weapon,'" Huckabee, frustrated, concluded. "Maria, if I take a pencil and stick it in your neck, that's an assault weapon."

Excuse me -- how many mass pencil stabbings have there been in this country?

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