"Joy and pleasure are as real as pain and sorrow and one must learn what they have to teach. . . ." -- Sean Russell, from Gatherer of Clouds
"If you're not having fun, you're not doing it right." -- Helyn D. Goldenberg
"I love you and I'm not afraid." -- Evanescence, "My Last Breath"
“If I hear ‘not allowed’ much oftener,” said Sam, “I’m going to get angry.” -- J.R.R. Tolkien, from Lord of the Rings
"If you're not having fun, you're not doing it right." -- Helyn D. Goldenberg
"I love you and I'm not afraid." -- Evanescence, "My Last Breath"
“If I hear ‘not allowed’ much oftener,” said Sam, “I’m going to get angry.” -- J.R.R. Tolkien, from Lord of the Rings
Showing posts with label rimshots. Show all posts
Showing posts with label rimshots. Show all posts
Saturday, November 02, 2013
Monday, August 12, 2013
I Couldn't Resist
From Digby:
Drudge is probably just pissed because they didn't strap Bo's carrier to the top of the plane.
I hear Drudge is having his usual August hissy fit because they transported Bo for the First Family vacation. Fuck him.
Drudge is probably just pissed because they didn't strap Bo's carrier to the top of the plane.
Sunday, October 17, 2010
Rimshots
One-line reactions to current headlines. Or, if you like, simple answers to unasked questions.
From 365gay.com: "New Vince Vaughn film poses a ‘Dilemma’ for gays"
Don't go to see the film.
Also, and: "Mormon church says cruelty toward gays is wrong"
President Obama says he supports equality for GLBTs.
From NYT: "Lincoln in Lonely Race in Arkansas"
So what did you think was going to happen after you screwed your party and your constituents, Blanche?
From Raw Story: "50 percent chance that time will end within the next 3.7 billion years."
Set your clocks.
And finally, from the Mail Online: "Cancer 'is purely man-made' say scientists after finding almost no trace of disease in Egyptian mummies"
If you're looking for a chain of logic there, give up.
From 365gay.com: "New Vince Vaughn film poses a ‘Dilemma’ for gays"
Don't go to see the film.
Also, and: "Mormon church says cruelty toward gays is wrong"
President Obama says he supports equality for GLBTs.
From NYT: "Lincoln in Lonely Race in Arkansas"
So what did you think was going to happen after you screwed your party and your constituents, Blanche?
From Raw Story: "50 percent chance that time will end within the next 3.7 billion years."
Set your clocks.
And finally, from the Mail Online: "Cancer 'is purely man-made' say scientists after finding almost no trace of disease in Egyptian mummies"
If you're looking for a chain of logic there, give up.
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