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Tuesday, November 07, 2017

Today in WTF?

Oh, I guess that's all OK, then:

Hans Fiene, a Lutheran pastor who is also a regular contributor to the right-wing website The Federalist, has written a new column in which he explains that allowing 26 people to die at the hands of a crazed gunman at the First Baptist Church in Sutherland Springs, Texas, this weekend was actually God’s way of answering their prayers. . . .

“So when a madman with a rifle sought to persecute the faithful at First Baptist Church on Sunday morning, he failed,” Fiene says. “Just like those who put Christ to death, and just like those who have brought violence to believers in every generation, this man only succeeded in being the means through which God delivered his children from this evil world into an eternity of righteousness and peace.”

I wonder how much the NRA paid him for this.

By the way, we're pretty sure this loon was not looking to persecute Christians -- he could do that by ordering a cake for a same-sex wedding. Word is that he was in a "situation" with his mother-in-law, who attended that church.

Fox News is already on board:

Fox News host Ainsley Earhardt asserted on Monday that the dozens of people killed at a church in Sutherland Springs, Texas had gone to the right place to be shot because they were close to Jesus at the time of their death.

So, if you're looking for a good place to be gunned down, by all means avoid 7-Eleven.

Wait 'til the Twit-in-Chief sees this.

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